Quantcast
Channel: Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu » Faraz Poetry SMS
Browsing all 166 articles
Browse latest View live

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.

View Article



ek sardar ne Ek Cow

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny...

View Article

One night, Mooch was making

One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles

View Article

On your birthday, I would

On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. Many many happy returns of the day

View Article

Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar

Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!! @(. = .)@ () ,jj () ( )( /. )( ) Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai .. Dont worry Forward nahi karna hai.. Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!!

View Article


A sardar saw a board

A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"

View Article

Why are Egyptian’s Children

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

View Article

Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh

Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh talent… fresh energy… i wish u to have a… special sunday.. marvellous monday… tasty tuesday… wonderful wednesday… thankful thursday… friendly friday… successful s

View Article


Ek Sardar ne ek bachy

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)

View Article


Romance Mathematics Smart man

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

View Article

Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Tevha tu majhya kade ye Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

View Article

what is the diffrent between

what is the diffrent between Himami & Sunami? Himami is face wash, Sunami is total wash.

View Article

Wish you a very happy

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope dat all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

View Article


SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen...

View Article

A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-

Jokes sms A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run in front of the train with a torch, So hurry up... wish u all the best.

View Article


Its another birthday for you.

Its another birthday for you. God picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year. MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

View Article

ôôôôô ôôôô ô ôôô ô

ôôôôô ôôôô ô ôôô ô ô ôô ô ô ô ô ô ô ôô ô ô G ôô ô GOOôô GOODôô GOOD MOô GOOD MORNING.. 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ( ( ( ( ( ( BOOM ) ) ) ) ) ) GooD MoRnInG * HaVe a NiCe...

View Article


Vakratunda Mahaakaaya Suryakotee Sama Prabha

Vakratunda Mahaakaaya Suryakotee Sama Prabha Nirvighnam kuru mey Deva Sarva Kaaryeshu Sarvadaa

View Article

do sardar ja rahah hote

do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain...

View Article

What if goctors started directing

Funny Doctor sms What if doctors started directing movies? Here are eg: 1. stethoscopukal katha parayunnu. 2. Oru ECG diary kuruppu.. 3.Meerayude CT yum muthuvinte X-Rayum 4.Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne...

View Article
Browsing all 166 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images